David Suzuki and a wild boar.
January 11, 2008
March sixth, 2006
I don’t know about anyone else but I can totally pick out the kids who play dungeons and dragons. From a mile away. 100 percent accuracy rate. Not that there’s anything wrong with dungeons and dragons… It just scares the fuck out of me.
For your own personal reference, one dead give away is the token t-shirt “slackers unite… tomorrow.” You know what I’m talking about… right? I went to film school with a guy like that. There is a point where eccentric behaviour turns from “Wow… He’s so deep and artsy” to, “Whoa… What the fuck just happened?” He did, however, come up with one of the best feature length film ideas EVER. And by best I mean the craziest shit I’ve ever heard. Ready? It was half claymation, half live-action. A claymation David Suzuki is trying to save a town from sinking into a gigantic pit. He commissions a wild boar to pull the town out by tying one end of a rope around the town and one end of the rope around the wild boar. The wild boar attacks David Suzuki. The End.Sometimes I wake up at night and my sheets are sweaty and I’m shaking. The cause is inevitably my reoccurring night terror involving a claymation David Suzuki and a wild boar. Thank you crazy film school guy… Thank you.
